" Today is one of Zelda Eternity's most studious, intelligent, physically fit, and socially awkward staff members' birthday. I'm sure you all have heard of him; he is over confident, has brown hair, owns the only Zelda Eternity T-shirt ever made, and loves a game called Phantom Hourglass. Yessiree,... "
" The "Forum Announcement" section of Zelda Eternity's message boards may look like they have many different usages, but... They are really just used to inform you about all of our birthdays. Today our oldest staff member becomes even older! GuitarShank (For those of you varmints who are too... "
" Guess what? Ya'know Halloween? October 31st? The last day of October? Well, aside from being all those things, Sunday was also one of ZE's most dedicated staff's birthday! Yep, give it up for Falcool!
So, if you want to wish Falcool a very Happy Birthday, than please post here, he turned 15, and... "
" Well hey everyone, it's me that no good, ditch-site, ditch-friends Anouki. But, how'about we just forget about that? Great!
Anyhow, the reason I am posting today is not so you can flame me (I know, just spam my inbox or something if you really are a hatard) the true logic behind this post is... "