I wish the last poster made a wish.


I wish the last poster made a wish.
He makes a wish but it is for you to die.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but then he forgets how to post forever
I wish I could run 100 miles per hour.


Granted but you will never stop running again.
I wish I had a wish.
Granted, but you accidentally wish you would die, and then you do.
I wish I had a built in rockets
Granted, but the rockets burn your legs off.
I wish my wish couldn't be corrupted.
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion.
Through passion, I gain Strength.
Through strength, I gain Power.
Through? power, I gain Victory.
Through Victory, my chains are broken.
When my chains are broken, the world will fall before me.
(Samus picture found by Falcool)
Granted, but you yourself lose the power to corrupt wishes
I wish I had every video game and console ever made
Games Beaten: TLoZ, TAoL, ALttP, LA, OoT, MM, FS, TWW, TMC, TP, PH, ST, SS
Games Beaten 100% in Red
Games not Beaten in Crossed Off
I've done ST 100% minus the train parts
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Granted, but then they all come to life, and strangle you.
I wish I had a super Wii
Granted, but it turns against you, transforms into a robot and kills you
I wish I had a real spinner like the one from Twilight Princess, that works
Games Beaten: TLoZ, TAoL, ALttP, LA, OoT, MM, FS, TWW, TMC, TP, PH, ST, SS
Games Beaten 100% in Red
Games not Beaten in Crossed Off
I've done ST 100% minus the train parts
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Granted, but the gears catch on your legs and kill you
I wish I had a hat that said "DLP" on it
Back to have fun, Feel like chatting? My Skype is Olddarklink. Wanna watch one of my let's plays? My youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/olddarklink Thanks a bunch and I'm happy to be back!
Granted, but then everyone calls you a loser when you put that hat on.
I wish My DSI would do my homework.


Granted, but it will always do it wrong.
I wish this thread had some air.
Granted, but the air is too much and you die somehow.
I wish I had a baseball!
Back to have fun, Feel like chatting? My Skype is Olddarklink. Wanna watch one of my let's plays? My youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/olddarklink Thanks a bunch and I'm happy to be back!
Granted. Too bad it's a rocket baseball that malfunctions and burns 70% of the skin on your body.
I wish wishes actually came true.
[7:56:41 PM] Elias: I didn't know how I was dressed
[7:56:47 PM] Shank: You were naked.
[7:58:52 PM] Elias: Now you're the one dreaming.
[7:59:01 PM] Shank: More like a nightmare.
Granted, but then you somehow wish that the earth exploded and everyone dies.
I wish I had a pet robot dog-thing!
Back to have fun, Feel like chatting? My Skype is Olddarklink. Wanna watch one of my let's plays? My youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/olddarklink Thanks a bunch and I'm happy to be back!
Granted, but it manages to brainwash your family into locking you in your closet while you slowly starve into a shadow of yourself.
I wish my elbow would stop hurting.
[7:56:41 PM] Elias: I didn't know how I was dressed
[7:56:47 PM] Shank: You were naked.
[7:58:52 PM] Elias: Now you're the one dreaming.
[7:59:01 PM] Shank: More like a nightmare.
Granted, but then your head starts hurting and you pass out.
I wish I could get 10 reps! (for double digits) i just couldnt think of anything ok?
Back to have fun, Feel like chatting? My Skype is Olddarklink. Wanna watch one of my let's plays? My youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/olddarklink Thanks a bunch and I'm happy to be back!
Granted, but then your rep count overloads the system and ZE goes through a period of down time. I hope you're happy with yourself.
I wish I had some Coca Cola.
[7:56:41 PM] Elias: I didn't know how I was dressed
[7:56:47 PM] Shank: You were naked.
[7:58:52 PM] Elias: Now you're the one dreaming.
[7:59:01 PM] Shank: More like a nightmare.


Granted, but it's filled with poison and it kills you.
Aye coold doo wiht sum Spryte ryte nao.
Granted, but you end up choking on the carbonation and essentially drown.
I wish my room was miraculously cleaned.
[7:56:41 PM] Elias: I didn't know how I was dressed
[7:56:47 PM] Shank: You were naked.
[7:58:52 PM] Elias: Now you're the one dreaming.
[7:59:01 PM] Shank: More like a nightmare.
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