The corrupt a wish game

[darklinkpwns]

Granted, but it's filled with poison and it kills you.

Aye coold doo wiht sum Spryte ryte nao.

????:huh: was that a wish?
well if it was the sprite kills you

I wish I had some potatoe chips.

[Pocodudeface]

Granted, and the potato chips were perfectly fine! When you ate them nothing happened. But because you were so paranoid because you coudn't even imagine what was going to happen, you commited suicide.

I wish I had the willpower to get some work done on my site!

[darklinkpwns]

Granted, but you were so worried about uploading BEN onto your site (because you watched the infected video)
you shut down your site for eternity then commited suicide for no reason!


I wish I had....a gingerbread cookie.

[Majoras Cat]

Lol, ToonLink100... you stole this right from Zelda Dungeon. XD

Anyway... granted, but the cookie is made of your mother's eyeballs.

I wish Justin Bieber was nonexistant.

[Skalla]

Granted, but Miley Cyrus now takes over the music industry. Look what you've done.

I wish I could fly biplanes.

[Nathan]

/me grants Skalla's wish.

However, right before your first flight attempt, an enemy bomber nukes the airport, killing you.

I wish that Skalla would stop stalking me. Let me tell you, it's not nice to see her every time I look out my window. O_O

[Skalla]

Granted, but now every time you close your eyes, you see BEN's face. Grinning at you from your mind's eye. Now, is that any better than seeing my mug every time you look outside?

I wish there was no such thing as writer's block.

[macbook5]

*Note: My previous wish has worn off*

Granted, but your pen breaks, ruining all of your notes on whatever you were writing about.

I wish congress and the President were all in favour of what I want.

[jordanteixeira]

granted, but an assasin destroys the whole government system and you are put back in your rightful place.


I wish i had an awesome camera.

[Link8150]

Granted, but despite the fact that it has many awesome features, and can take very high resolution pictures and videos, whatever you take a picture of instantly bursts into flames.

I wish zombies came to kill everyone

[kram1032]

Granted but the first one they kill is you and after that, the wish looses its power which causes all the zombies to vanish.

I wish today was warmer.

[bigflyingpotato]

Granted, but it's a result of global warming. Thanks a lot, Kram.
I wish I didn't have so many projects for school

[macbook5]

Granted, but the one you're left with will take the next ten thousand years to finish.

I wish I had a pizza.

[zelda-tp]

granted but it's the most dicusting one you can think of
i wish i lived in herule

[Link8150]

Granted, but you are a peasant in Castle Town who everyone spits on, and you turn into a redead when Ganondorf takes over.


I wish I had the powers of Superman

[zelda-tp]

greanted but the moment you get your powers somebody throws kriptoniet at you
and kills you

I wish i had a zelda like advanture (and win at die end)

[Link8150]

Granted, but you become paralyzed from the waist down after killing the main antagonist, and you can no longer explore or go on more zelda like adventures


I wish the world would blow up right now, killing every single person and animal in our solar system

[Evangeline]

Oohh, this wish has a twist. Granted, but after so, another world is born, and you're still alive and have to see it through.


I wish I had a wish...

[macbook5]

Granted, but I somehow corrupt your wish.

I wish there would be a Metroid/Zelda crossover.

[kram1032]

Granted but the pure degree of Timeparadoxness to even create such a game makes it impossible to be played despite being totally awesome.

I wish I could play my Ocarina properly...