Zelda Eternity Site Staff
Mike Baller
Founder, Webmaster, Site Manager "Mike"
Age: 23
Website: Zelda Eternity
Joined Staff: November 15, 2008
Favorite Zelda: Majora's Mask
Favorite Quote: "Reason exists for those who cannot go on living without clinging to it. Now let's go... to the edge of reason."
- Sosuke Aizen
Mike is the co-founder and co-creator of Zelda Eternity. Whether it be writing game content, designing a new layout, or improving pages, Mike does a lot to keep the site up and running. Mike is currently working on the Majora's Mask game section.
Webmaster, Written Manager, Media Manager "Kasid"
Age: N/A
Website: N/A
Joined Staff: July 27, 2011
Favorite Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Favorite Quote: "k"
- Elias Thompson
Kasid is the other webmaster of Zelda Eternity. He joined the team back when Zelda Eternity merged with Zelda World in July of 2011. He is currently working on site content, news updates, and all sorts of other things. He also has no face or age, apparently.
Joe Ryan
Community Manager "JTRyan"
Age: 28
Website: N/A
Joined Staff: March 23, 2015
Favorite Zelda: Majora's Mask
Favorite Quote: N/A
JTRyan is the Community Manager at Zelda Eternity. When he isn't spending his time clicking refresh on Twitter, Facebook, and the forums he's probably on the Star Wars subreddit trying to explain to everyone how the Empire was the first group to bring law and order to a galaxy full of wayward criminals before those silly Rebels fouled it all up.
Elias Thompson
Administrator, On-Location Reporter "Elias"
Age: 25
Website: Elias Thompson
Joined Staff: October 9, 2010
Favorite Zelda: Metroid Prime
Favorite Quote: "OMG WTF DO I DO"
- Horseshoe
Elias has always been saving Zelda Eternity from mass destruction. Whether it be streaming catastrophes or payment fails, Elias has been there to support the site in its time of need. He also likes Metroid to an unhealthy degree. He also plays way too much Minecraft and Star Wars: The Old Republic.
Garrett T.
Site Content "SpaghettiWeegee"
Age: 19
Website: N/A
Joined Staff: February 4, 2010
Favorite Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
Favorite Quote: "Isn't it ironic to yell the word silence?"
- Fighter, 8-Bit Theater
SpaghettiWeegee is a long time staff member at Zelda Eternity. His projects include working on the Phantom Hourglass and Zelda II sections of this website. In his spare time he enjoys classic video games, musical theater, and enacting bizarre fantasies that play out in his head. If you see him, run, don't walk.
David Shank
Site Content, News Editor "GuitarShank"
Age: 26
Website: Lies by David T. Shank
Joined Staff: October 12, 2010
Favorite Zelda: The Wind Waker
Favorite Quote: "The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog."
- Mark Twain
GuitarShank is an aspiring novelist going to college to teach English. He is the content writer currently in charge of the Ocarina of Time section as well as the site editor, so you'll eventually see a bit of his handiwork on every single page of Zelda Eternity.
Tumblr Content "Horseshoe"
Age: 19
Website: N/A
Joined Staff: October 12, 2010
Favorite Zelda: Twilight Princess
Favorite Quote: "Most of the shadows of life are caused by standing in our own sunshine."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Horseshoe manages Zelda Eternity's Tumblr. She will respond to any of the following: Julie, Horseshoe, Horse, The Giggler, or Rogue of Giggles.
Site Content, Facebook Content, YouTube Content "emhave"
Age: 18
Website: Emhave
Joined Staff: January 16, 2012
Favorite Zelda: Skyward Sword
Favorite Quote: "My jaw hit the dirt."
- Zanc, Skyward Sword
Emhave is a video specialist and a content writer. He is currently working on a video walkthrough for A Link to the Past, and writes text guides for the same game along with Skyward Sword on occasion. He is also active on the forums.
Quinn Bierbaum
News Editor "Daisuke909"
Age: 18
Website: N/A
Joined Staff: August 2, 2013
Favorite Zelda: A Link to the Past
Favorite Quote: N/A
Daisuke909 enjoys PC gaming and is a big fan of Dragonball. He is also a member of the Lamebits Gamer Band.
YouTube Content "alanmsk"
Age: 21
Website: Whatalansays
Joined Staff: August 5, 2013
Favorite Zelda: The Wind Waker
Favorite Quote: N/A
alanmsk is a new news writer at Zelda Eternity. While he does enjoy the casual walk on the beach and dinner by candle light, he is mostly at home while playing a Zelda game and looking for new information on the games to be broadcasted. He is currently a would-be English major entering his 3rd year of college and spends his time making YouTube videos, reading, running around like a crazy man, and breaking down the walls of social oppression! VICTORY!
Jessica Easterday
Tumblr Content "jlAseThird"
Age: 23
Website: jlAseThird
Joined Staff: August 5, 2013
Favorite Zelda: Majora's Mask
Favorite Quote: "Edward Cullen is a fictional character and he will never love you. <3"
- Unknown
jlAseThird is a news writer for Zelda Eternity. She loves the simple things in life, such as small animals, babies, laughing, and sweet revenge. She writes poetry on the side, and cannot stand the taste of processed cheese.